Cajun Poon Gets Rejected

Jamarkus McFarland, one of the top high school players in the country, caused quite a stir last month after an insightful article detailed the juicy recruiting war for his services.

4 star defensive tackle McFarland ended up spurning his home state Texas Longhorns and chose the Oklahoma Sooners. Although we will stay far away from the Red River recruiting rivalry, we felt the need to scrutinize this passage from his recruiting visit to Baton Rouge:

McFarland made four official visits during his recruitment — to Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana State and Southern California.

He said he saw everything from flat-screen televisions in Texas Coach Mack Brown’s bathrooms to L.S.U.’s recruiting hostesses sitting on the laps of prospects.

Of the four universities, L.S.U. made the worst impression. After the Tigers lost to Georgia, 52-38, on Oct. 25, McFarland, his mother and his grandmother attended a catered meal at the home of Tigers Coach Les Miles.

“He was very dry,” Adams said of Miles.

Adams was further turned off by L.S.U., she said, when she saw hostesses sitting on the laps of recruits.

Cajun Boy stood up for hostesses Tiger poon:

And what exactly is so repulsive with having a cute Cajun girl sitting on your lap when you're 18 years old? Enjoy the barrel of coked-out monkeys that is Norman, Oklahoma Jamarkus.

Well, the proof is always in the poon and we could not agree more with Cajun Boy's observation. Most males would be satisfied with any of the following hot Cajun pooners sitting on their laps.













Very few teenagers will resist the power of SEC poon so our humble advice to the LSU coaching staff would be to continue to use hot Cajun poon to your recruiting advantage.



Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry
Cajun Boy in the City Sounds Off

Happy Hour Poon

It is time to play poontender and guess a Hot Sec Pooner's adult beverage choice.

One Chilled White Wine


3 Whiskey Sours


3 Yeager Bombs!


One Corona with a fresh juicy lime.


A six pack of Bud Lights in a beer bong.


Whew, we are thirsty now!!

HT: Tree's Trunk
HT1: Gator Tailgating
HT2: The Tiger Blog

SEC Saturday Gameday Poon Schedule

It is a big Saturday for SEC football with the two marquee games being LSU vs Auburn and Florida vs Tennessee. There should plenty of opportunities for hot SEC poon viewing on TV and in person for those SEC tailgaters. We have posted the TV schedule down below.




Alabama at Arkansas (11:30 a.m. CT / Raycom)
LSU at Auburn (6:45 p.m. CT / ESPN)
Florida at Tennessee (3:30 p.m. ET / CBS)
Georgia at Arizona State (8:13 p.m. ET / ABC)
Vanderbilt at Ole Miss (6 p.m. CT)
Mississippi State at Georgia Tech (12pm est, ESPN Gameplan)
Wofford at South Carolina (7 p.m. ET)




Snap us up some money shots Poon Hunters and email them to hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Get your Tailgate on and Happy Hunting!

Poon of the SEC

Impress your buddies and hot SEC pooners by picking up a brand new Poon of the SEC Tee shirt.

Happy Hour Poon

It is slowing approaching 4pm in the eastern standard time zone and thus, time for some Happy Hour Poon. Bottoms UP!

Cajun Poon Still Geauxing

The hot Cajun Poon of LSU is still celebrating their big championship victory over Ohio State. We almost dedicated this whole month to only displaying LSU Tiger poon and we have enough poon in the arsenal to barely pull it off but we want to be fair to the rest of the SEC poon lovers.

Anyway, more sizzling Cajun poon to cure your case of the Mundays.

SEC Poon Wins BCS Championship

Poon of the SEC's narrow focus is delivering Hot SEC Poon. We were blessed with the the reins to this important ongoing endeavor because a SEC coach "allegedly" shut down the original SEC poon site.

This coach is pretty much hated throughout SEC country and specifically by most LSU fans. Some Tiger followers even created Dbag tshirts to display their outspoken displeasure.

Since we kept the site alive and continued to display hot Cajun poon, we would like to take some karma credit for the Tiger's national championship.

In return for our key contributions, no BCS title schwag is necessary. Our only request is more hot poon pictures like the following. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Holiday Poon Spirit

Being in the holiday spirit, Poon of the SEC would think to give thanks for the important things in life. In no particular order, here is our gratitude list for 2007.

College Football
Poon
Tailgating
Beer
Whiskey
All Booze
Bootie shaking music
SEC Football
Coeds that grind, touch, and kiss each other
Hot SEC Poon
You Tube
SEC Poon hunters and Ninjas

We have found a video that almost covers each item on our list. Hot Cajun Pooners shaking their poonfeathers!


Best the SEC Poon Video of ALL TIME.

Merry Poonmas and Happy Pooner Holidays.

Congrats to Cajun Poon

The LSU Tigers captured the SEC title on Saturday and earned a trip to the BCS title game against Ohio State. Some of these pictures are Poon of the SEC repeats but we felt the need to recognize LSU's accomplishment by putting up our favorite Cajun Poon pictures.




We plan on a pooner preview showcase for every bowl game with a SEC team in it. If any poon sleuths out there would like to contribute pictures to our SEC bowl season endeavor, feel free to email us at hotsecpoon@gmail.com.

Happy Veterans Day

In honor of Veterans Day, we were unable to find any good Camo Poon shots without re posting this picture.

Poon of SEC did get this sizzling Cajun Body paint Poon picture in our mailbox over the weekend and it was way too hot to save for later. Happy Holiday to all of our veterans, especially to those vets who love hot SEC poon. Enjoy.

SEC Pooner Cat Fight

It appears some War Eagle poon attempted to attend a LSU tailgate a few weeks ago at the LSU/Auburn game. Cajun pooner wanted no part of this development and she does not hide her disgust of the situation.



As much as a possible SEC Pooner cat fight peaks our curiosity, Poon of the SEC sees an opportunity to mend some pooner fences.

As a site focused on all hot SEC poon, we encourage our lovely pooners to keep their collegial spirit alive by continuing with your highly attractive educated football smack talking but to embrace each other in the tailgating environment.

We advise SEC poon to share a cocktail,talk about sunglasses/necklaces/shoes, make fun of Jorts, discuss potential replacements for Coach O, complain about the refs, ponder what SEC team has the biggest red kneck fans, and argue what SEC QB you would or have hooked up with.

We reach out a olive branch to both schools in our normal Poon of the SEC fashion.

Cajun Supa MAN!

Poon of the SEC loves SEC Poon Soulja Boy and we wish there was more than 12 seconds in this video of LSU poon dancing at a tailgate. This Cajun pooner at the end of the clip picks up her jumbo water bottle, which is filled with a red drink.

Gatorade? Fruit Punch? War Eagle Blood? Les Miles' Balls? Some liquor concoction that we just do not know about? We will go with Poon Juice.

LSU fans: We Are Sorry

Here at the Poon of the SEC would like to apologize to all LSU Tiger fans. Due to our outpouring recognition of Bluegrass poon on Friday, we feel partly responsible for Kentucky's big win over the weekend. Keep your head up LSU fans as we still firmly believe the SEC champion should and will play in the BCS title game.

All of your spirits should be buoyed by the fact that the best poon in America still resides in the SEC and we would like to express our condolences by serving up some spicey Cajun poon gumbo on this Monday afternoon. This lunch time treat should bring some smiles back to your faces. Enjoy.

Poon Barista

We consider ourselves to be fast becoming a Poon Barista.

According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks.

To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc.

Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us.
This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam.
4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners.
Pig Sooey pooner might get her tongue burnt so we suggest an Iced Caffe Mocha.
Oh Cock Poon. Can there be 2 better words that go better together than Cock and Poon? We recommend 4 Caramel Macchiatos because Carmel, Cock, and Poon work well too.

WOAH! Vol Camo poooner has our attention right away. We will supply her with a Double Shot Espresso Macchiato, which is gently marked with foam. She needs to keep up her pep but we are fine for now!
We keep getting Cajun poon and we can not get enough.Caffé Americano is our choice which is Espresso & hot water. No milk needed for these tiger pooners.
WOAH! Holy SHI%! That sure is a large crowd of thirsty UGA pooners! Looks like it is time to show off our poon barista skills and we can not serve anything warm to this group of sizzling hot Bulldog poon. 4 Iced White Chocolate Mochas and 5 Tazo® Iced Chai Lattes should cool them down.
Gator poon is the ultimate remedy for a long work day. We do not want these pooners to lose their amazing smiles so we will serve them 2 White Chocolate Mochas. Nothing says uber delicious than Espresso, white chocolate cocoa, steamed milk & whipped cream mixed with luscious gator poon.

We are clocking out, too much work/excitement/caffeine for one day. WHEW!

Poon of the SEC