Cock Poon Kickoff

The wait is over as SEC Poon and college football are back! We are downright giddy.

Well, the good ole South Carolina Ball Coaches Gamecocks kick off the SEC football season tonight with a game against NC State Wolfpack.

An under reported angle of the most famous bong picture in the world story was the location of Mr. Gold Medal’s partying: Columbia, South Carolina. Loyal readers of our blog know the full seductress power of SEC poon so there was no surprise around here that Michael Phelps was caught raging it up on campus with some hot Cock poon.

Phelps might have lost Kellogg's endorsement dollars because some opportunist ahole decided to sell his picture to a UK rag but to us, his SEC pooner cred was cemented forever. Therefore, we are awarding him the original Hot SEC pooner badge of honor.

God Speedo. 

Special thanks to our friends at Gamecock Anthem for some of the hot Cock pix.

Dawgs/Cocks Poon

The highly ranked Georgia Bulldogs clawed by the scrappy South Carolina Gamecocks in their usual low scoring SEC slug fest, 14-7. Both schools are always guaranteed to show more offensive fire power in their respective cheering sections full of hot poon. Drummer Poon Roll Please...........

Cock Poon





Dawg Poon

Happy Hour Poon

It is slowing approaching 4pm in the eastern standard time zone and thus, time for some Happy Hour Poon. Bottoms UP!

We are BAAACK! Did You Miss Us?

Poon of the SEC has finally risen from a deep, deep sleep. We are well rested and ready for poon duty.

Our holiday hiatus was only temporary and very soon, we will be recapping every SEC bowl game in our typical pooner fashion.

Also, we plan on keeping this site going year round because Hot SEC poon is the glorious fountain of youth. Our poon hunters/ninjas help provide the unlimited water supply of beautiful SEC women and we just man the daily pressure levels.

It is tough job but it must be done.

Trust us, Hot SEC Poon in 08 is going to be Fn Great.

Poon Branch

Fallout continues over the South Carolina/Clemson game after a controversial billboard was recently edited. You can read all about the "Chicken Curse" incident here.

We feel obligated to stick up for the Gamecocks and talk some trash about Clemson's tacky sportsmanship. It was obviously a classless move by a few Tiger fans but we feel torn.

Have you seen some of the Clemson poon? Smoking! Clemson and Arizona Stripper U are 2 of our favorite non-SEC poon factories.

In order to initiate the healing process between the two schools, we are extending our Poon Branch as a peace offering.

Sorry, that would be Poon Branches, plural.

First, let us make sure that the 2 dance/cheer teams are getting along.




This looks much better. Now it is time for the Hot Poon to be all Smiles! :)





Much, Much Better

Poon Rivalry Week

Since this is the last week of SEC football and most schools are playing their rivals, we have declared this Poon Rivalry Week.

We will try our best over this holiday weekend to find time to post poon for every SEC match up. Bear with us as we wade our way through turkey leftovers, football watching, booze and family members bitching. Oh, the holidays. Who needs some good hot ass poon to help them endure their upcoming weekend?

Let's get to the poon match up. Clemson/South Carolina. Tiger Poon/Cock Poon

We have no idea if these 2 schools play for some trophy or the history of the clash. There are plenty of resources for that information. You know why you bookmarked this site and it is not for football breakdowns.

We do know that it might be time to take a road trip to the Palmetto state.

I mean this poon is redunkulous!

Check out the cream of the Cock/Tiger Poon crop.


















Thanks to Gamecockanthem.com and ACC Poon for some of the pictures.

Cock Poon

Here at the Poon of the SEC, we thought the "Ole Ball Coach" went back to college and in particular, South Carolina, so he could play golf year round at area Myrtle Beach golf courses, revel in the opportunity to make more UT Citrus Bowl jokes and run up the score on inferior opponents.

Little did we know, Spurrier's motivation could be the presence of so much high quality poon in Columbia. Recruiting 18 year olds to get "coached up," is much easier when this type of Hot Cock Poon is running around.

We do not know what this means nor do we care. We DO know that we might need carton of smokes very soon.
Who needs the Bachleor Jesse Palmer to pump up the ball coach's coaching credentials on ESPN when you have this lovely pooner roaming the stands.
We have to apologize again to our readers but we love this picture for all the wrong reasons. Before you think we are dirt balls, check out her name tag.
This sizzling pooner is bringing home leftovers for our game day munchies. Awesome.
Alex, WE MIGHT HAVE A WINNER! Smoking hot face and body, even when sober, check. Loves her SEC football team and sporting school colors, check. Big purse in the background, check. Great Clevage showing, Big CHECK!

Her glasses could be a little bigger and we do not know how uncomfortable her shoes are but once she yells, "GO COCKS," none of that matters.

CHECK MATE!