Saturday, October 31, 2009

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 9

Ole Miss(-4.5) at Auburn 12:21pm ESPN Regional
Georgia vs Florida(-16) in Jacksonville 3:30pm CBS
Mississippi State at Kentucky(-3) 7:00pm Fox Sports
Eastern Michigan at Arkansas(-36.5) 7:00pm ESPNU
Georgia Tech (-13.5) at Vanderbilt 7:30pm CSS
South Carolina at Tennessee(-6) 7:45pm ESPN
Tulane at LSU(-34) 8:00pm Pay Per View

South Carolina picture courtesty of Gamecock Anthem

Thursday, October 29, 2009

SEC Poon Want Ad: Hot UGA Poon

One of our favorite pooner events of the SEC football season is coming up on Saturday in the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. You can go see our previous coverage of the Florida/Georgia game here.

As we prepare to bring you another stellar Poon of the SEC preview to the battle in Jville, we noticed an unfortunate occurrence in the lack of Georgia pooners in our arsenal.

Now, Georgia Bulldogs poon, aka, Hot UGA Poon have always been a staple on this site and Athens was one of the first SEC college towns that we dubbed, a Poon Mecca. Our debut radio appearances were on The Giant Show, Atlanta station 96.1, talking UGA poon.

It does not take an idiot Willie Martinez to realize where we are going with this one. We are putting out a Poon Want Ad for Hot UGA poon over the next 48 hours. So Poon Hunters, fire up your Internet machines, browse your UGA social media sites, scour those message boards, and dust off the camera for those attending the game as we would love to showcase Cocktail poon in a SEC pooner recap of the big game.

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In order to inspire those Georgia and SEC poon fans, we are displaying some of our favorite UGA poon.

Happy Hunting.

UPDATE: However, we still will be accepting Gator Pooner pix because no one can ever have enough hot Gator poon. UF is still the defending SEC champs so we would expect to continue your high level excellence on the pooner field as well.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Pom Pom Poon

SEC Pooners love to show off their fandom at games by waving shaker pom poms. Here at Poon of the SEC, we have collected numerous SEC Pom Pom pooners pictures for your enjoyment.

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Monday, October 19, 2009

Monday Mammaries

We felt the need to recognize the SEC pooners with beautiful breasteses with a new feature called Monday Mammaries.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 7

  • Georgia(-7.5) at Vanderbilt 12:21pm ESPN Regional
  • Mississippi State(-3.5) at Middle Tennessee State12:30pm ESPNU
  • Arkansas at Florida(-24) 3:30pm CBS
  • UAB at Ole Miss(-22.5) 7:00pm Fox Sports South
  • Kentucky at Auburn(-13) 7:30pm ESPNU
  • South Carolina at Alabama (-17.5) 7:45pm ESPN

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Blame It On The Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol

SEC pooners have many striking features that elevate them from other solid poon around the country into their premier perch. Exquisite looks, voluptuous gameday attire, and high football IQ are a few of the key endearing SEC pooner traits.

However, we should never overlook the ability of poon to handle their booze at SEC tailgates. And if the hot SEC pooners ever get too tipsy on sall Saturdays, they can always blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol.

Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol

Saturday, October 10, 2009

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 6

Vanderbilt (-11.5) at Army 12:00pm CBS College Sports Network
Auburn(-3)at Arkansas 12:00pm ESPN
Georgia at Tennessee(even)12:21pm ESPN Regional
Houston(-3) at Mississippi State 12:30pm ESPNU
Kentucky at South Carolina(-12) 12pm Fox Sports Network
Alabama (-6.5) at Ole Miss 3:30pm CBS
Florida (9.5) at LSU 8:00pm CBS