Monday Mammaries

We felt the need to recognize the SEC pooners with beautiful breasteses with a new feature called Monday Mammaries.

Blame It On The Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol

SEC pooners have many striking features that elevate them from other solid poon around the country into their premier perch. Exquisite looks, voluptuous gameday attire, and high football IQ are a few of the key endearing SEC pooner traits.

However, we should never overlook the ability of poon to handle their booze at SEC tailgates. And if the hot SEC pooners ever get too tipsy on sall Saturdays, they can always blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol.

Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol

• Gator poon shots were courtesy of Gator Tailgating.
• Blame It On The Alcohol Part 2

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 4

THURSDAY
South Carolina 16-10 over Ole Miss
SATURDAY
LSU (-14) at Mississippi State 12:21pm ESPN Regional
Arkansas at Alabama(-15) 3:30pm CBS
Florida (-21.5) at Kentucky 6:00pm ESPN2
Arizona State at Georgia (-12.5) 7:00pm ESPNU
Ball State at Auburn(-31.5) 7:00pm Fox Sports Net
Ohio at Tennessee(-21) 7:00pm Pay Per View
Vanderbilt(-7.5) at Rice 8:00pm CSS

Holiday Poon Spirit

Being in the holiday spirit, Poon of the SEC would think to give thanks for the important things in life. In no particular order, here is our gratitude list for 2007.

College Football
Poon
Tailgating
Beer
Whiskey
All Booze
Bootie shaking music
SEC Football
Coeds that grind, touch, and kiss each other
Hot SEC Poon
You Tube
SEC Poon hunters and Ninjas

We have found a video that almost covers each item on our list. Hot Cajun Pooners shaking their poonfeathers!


Best the SEC Poon Video of ALL TIME.

Merry Poonmas and Happy Pooner Holidays.

More Poon Smooches

Everyone loves it when hot sec poon breaks out their lovely tongues on another. No more words are needed on this post.

Go Big Orange Poon

We are not going to lie but we are big time suckers for southern belles in orange. Check out this video of smoking hot Vol poon. Ring a Ding, Ding, Ding.

Poon of the SEC Will NEVER Die!

I was reluctant to step on the toes of the Godfather of SECPOON but the people have spoken and demanded their SEC Poon.

SEC Poon should not be deleted forever so the Poon of the SEC has been created, web address: poonsec.blogspot.com

The out pouring of poon requests and unprecedented levels of outrage led me to this decision.

The Poon of the SEC will attempt to temporarily fill the void and the big shoes of secpoon.

I encourage contributions from all over the globe and I would love to hear from the person(s) who pulled the levers behind the amazing SEC Poon curtain. Their trailblazing efforts make every poon picture possible.

Also, a side Big Ten Poon project has recently been hatched. While it is near sweater weather in BIG 10 country and pure impossible to compete with the cleavage of Southern Bells, I hope Big Ten Poon finds a place in the daily appetite for nationwide poon hunters/lovers.

Thanks to Ray for these glorious Vol pictures and please keep sending photos to hotsecpoon@gmail.com

I know Vol, Rebel, Pig Sooey, and War Eagle fans could use some cheering up on this Monday morning. I heart Poon.


The Poon O' Meter almost broke with these lovely Vol Pooners. If Erik Ainge woke up with one of these pooners on Sunday morning, maybe his weekend was not a total loss.

Getting those Rocky Top Chords ready The Poon lovers have spoken on this revised photo.
God Bless Photoshop and Poon.

This Pooner has never inhaled.

Everyone is scoring in Kville, except maybe for the hippie in the background.

Naughty Pooner Number One


Big Ten Poon
Do Not Underestimate the Power of the Poon
Black Poon Friday
SEC Poon

POON of the SEC