Body Paint Face Off, SEC Poon Style

A sexy Roll Tide Pooner and a smoking hot Gator Bait Pooner are already talking smack about a potential SEC title game rematch. There is no doubt that a body paint face off amongst SEC poon is the best type of trash talk. 

Hump Day Poon

Sorry for our hiatus over the past few months but Poon of the SEC is still alive and kicking. We are geared up to provide some hot SEC poon again and will start with a quick shot of Hump Day Poon.

Cajun Poon Gets Rejected

Jamarkus McFarland, one of the top high school players in the country, caused quite a stir last month after an insightful article detailed the juicy recruiting war for his services.

4 star defensive tackle McFarland ended up spurning his home state Texas Longhorns and chose the Oklahoma Sooners. Although we will stay far away from the Red River recruiting rivalry, we felt the need to scrutinize this passage from his recruiting visit to Baton Rouge:

McFarland made four official visits during his recruitment — to Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana State and Southern California.

He said he saw everything from flat-screen televisions in Texas Coach Mack Brown’s bathrooms to L.S.U.’s recruiting hostesses sitting on the laps of prospects.

Of the four universities, L.S.U. made the worst impression. After the Tigers lost to Georgia, 52-38, on Oct. 25, McFarland, his mother and his grandmother attended a catered meal at the home of Tigers Coach Les Miles.

“He was very dry,” Adams said of Miles.

Adams was further turned off by L.S.U., she said, when she saw hostesses sitting on the laps of recruits.

Cajun Boy stood up for hostesses Tiger poon:

And what exactly is so repulsive with having a cute Cajun girl sitting on your lap when you're 18 years old? Enjoy the barrel of coked-out monkeys that is Norman, Oklahoma Jamarkus.

Well, the proof is always in the poon and we could not agree more with Cajun Boy's observation. Most males would be satisfied with any of the following hot Cajun pooners sitting on their laps.













Very few teenagers will resist the power of SEC poon so our humble advice to the LSU coaching staff would be to continue to use hot Cajun poon to your recruiting advantage.



Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry
Cajun Boy in the City Sounds Off

Stripper Pole Poon

This Gator pooner was so excited about UF's BCS title victory that she went straight to a stripper pole for a national title celebratory performance.



HT: Videogum

BCS Championship Poon

Congratulations to the University of Florida football team for their BCS title victory over Oklahoma and we proudly honor the national title championship with some hot Gator poon.

SEC Poonpourri

Miss SEC Poon USA

Friends of the Program tipped us off to the awesome news that a current University of Georgia coed, Lane Lindell, holds the title of Miss World USA and recently competed in the Miss World contest in Johannesburg, South Africa.

Unfortunately, Miss Russia took home the crown but Lindell still displayed to the world the lavishing beauty of SEC Poon. We congratulate Miss Lindel on her achievement and she is now earns the title of our number one hot UGA Bulldog pooner.


















Miss World 2008
Meet Miss World USA: Lane Lindell
Miss World USA Lane Lindell Needs Your Help
Miss Russia wins Miss World contest

SEC Championship Poon

Congrats to the Florida Gators for winning the SEC title game and we dedicate this whole post to Gator Championship Poon.

Egg Poon Bowl

This year's Egg Bowl was a complete wipe out with Ole Miss dominating Mississippi State, 45-0. MSU coach Sylvester Croom was fired shortly afterwards but not all of the news was bad for the Bulldogs as they were able to put up a surprisingly good showing in our annual Egg Poon Bowl.






However, the Ole Miss Rebel Pooners always bring their A game to a Poon Bowl Showdown.









Thanks to Saddawg for some of the MSU pictures.

Coach Wife Poon?

We apologize for our long absence but the holiday break was much needed and the SEC Poon Puppet Masters are refreshed for your pooner delight. Much has went down in the SEC college football world recently and it gives us more excuses to display some Hot SEC poon.

The biggest coaching news (Sorry, Sad but now Happy Dawg) was Tennessee hiring Lane Kiffin to replace Phillip Fulmer. Immediately, we were informed of Lane's beautiful wife, Layla, and she created the first quandary in Poon of the SEC's glorious brief history.

At 32, Layla is too old to be the classic definition of a pooner but she has not reached full on Cougar status either. (FYI: A Cougar Poon Post in the works) We could roll with a pooner version of a MILF (PILF?) but the site's policy is always to keep potential sexual derogatory comments to a minimum.

Sounds lame but it is our way of giving some class and respect back to the smoking hot SEC pooners. The SEC would not have best Gameday eye candy scenery and passionate female fans in college football without the pooners.

Anyway, Layla's brother will be joining Lane's coaching staff in Knoxville from South Carolina and her dad was a QB at UF while coaching at South Carolina too. Her SEC pooner credentials are outstanding.

In conclusion, labels do not matter to us and we just want more pictures of Layla!




Layla is 8 months pregnant in the picture above from yesterday's press conference and what is she going to look like after shedding her now seemingly invisible baby weight? Wow.

A Facebook group, "Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife," has been created.

The 2009 UT Spring Game can not get here fast enough.

Hey Bruce Pearl, it is your move now.