Saturday, December 13, 2008

Miss SEC Poon USA

Friends of the Program tipped us off to the awesome news that a current University of Georgia coed, Lane Lindell, holds the title of Miss World USA and recently competed in the Miss World contest in Johannesburg, South Africa.

Unfortunately, Miss Russia took home the crown but Lindell still displayed to the world the lavishing beauty of SEC Poon. We congratulate Miss Lindel on her achievement and she is now earns the title of our number one hot UGA Bulldog pooner.

Miss World 2008
Meet Miss World USA: Lane Lindell
Miss World USA Lane Lindell Needs Your Help
Miss Russia wins Miss World contest

Sunday, December 7, 2008

SEC Championship Poon

Congrats to the Florida Gators for winning the SEC title game and we dedicate this whole post to Gator Championship Poon.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Egg Poon Bowl

This year's Egg Bowl was a complete wipe out with Ole Miss dominating Mississippi State, 45-0. MSU coach Sylvester Croom was fired shortly afterwards but not all of the news was bad for the Bulldogs as they were able to put up a surprisingly good showing in our annual Egg Poon Bowl.

However, the Ole Miss Rebel Pooners always bring their A game to a Poon Bowl Showdown.

Thanks to Saddawg for some of the MSU pictures.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Coach Wife Poon?

We apologize for our long absence but the holiday break was much needed and the SEC Poon Puppet Masters are refreshed for your pooner delight. Much has went down in the SEC college football world recently and it gives us more excuses to display some Hot SEC poon.

The biggest coaching news (Sorry, Sad but now Happy Dawg) was Tennessee hiring Lane Kiffin to replace Phillip Fulmer. Immediately, we were informed of Lane's beautiful wife, Layla, and she created the first quandary in Poon of the SEC's glorious brief history.

At 32, Layla is too old to be the classic definition of a pooner but she has not reached full on Cougar status either. (FYI: A Cougar Poon Post in the works) We could roll with a pooner version of a MILF (PILF?) but the site's policy is always to keep potential sexual derogatory comments to a minimum.

Sounds lame but it is our way of giving some class and respect back to the smoking hot SEC pooners. The SEC would not have best Gameday eye candy scenery and passionate female fans in college football without the pooners.

Anyway, Layla's brother will be joining Lane's coaching staff in Knoxville from South Carolina and her dad was a QB at UF while coaching at South Carolina too. Her SEC pooner credentials are outstanding.

In conclusion, labels do not matter to us and we just want more pictures of Layla!

Layla is 8 months pregnant in the picture above from yesterday's press conference and what is she going to look like after shedding her now seemingly invisible baby weight? Wow.

A Facebook group, "Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife," has been created.

The 2009 UT Spring Game can not get here fast enough.

Hey Bruce Pearl, it is your move now.

UPDATE: Hot Coach Wifey Poon

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Hot SEC Poon Gameday Preview

2:30 PM ET
Arkansas atMississippi St

12:30 PM ET
Tennessee at Vanderbilt (ESPN Gameplan, Raycom)

1:30 PM ET
Citadel at Florida (ESPN Gameplan)

3:30 PM ET
Mississippi at LSU (CBS)

Saddawg has his SEC Gameday predictions.