SEC Pooner Gameday Week 8

SEC Pooner Gameday Week 6

Kentucky at South Carolina 12:00 pm est SEC Network
Mississippi St. at UAB 12:00 pm est SportSouth
Florida at LSU 3:30 pm est CBS
Auburn at Arkansas 7:00 pm est ESPN
Georgia at Tennessee 7:00 pm est ESPN2
Vanderbilt at Alabama 7:00 pm est ESPNU

From The Hog Sports Radio

Hump Day Poon

Here is a quick pooner treat to get you through the week.

"Time to Poon......"

The title makes no sense but a text message with those words will likely keep you out of legal trouble, unlike Florida standout WR Chris Rainey's infamous "Time to Die....." mobile threat.

The Gators travel to Tennessee on Saturday and Vols fans have quickly pounced by creating this text message T shirt for the game.

We are always looking for a reason to showcase sizzling SEC poon and here is one for some hot Vols poon. This is a much better poon transition than last week's "shower discipline" quotes from UT Coach Derek Dooley.

Those comments were just too juicy and we are trying to keep it PG-13 pooner rated around here. Well, at least somewhat. Enjoy!

To be fair to our Gators' fans, The Pearl of Vol Poon is in some hot water for fibbing to the NCAA.

Healing Powers of SEC Poon

On January 12th, Lane Kiffin ignited a 5 alarm blaze with his abrupt departure from Tennessee to USC. Vols fans were understandably pissed off and droves of anti Kiffin facebook groups sprung up immediately.

UT students took their frustrations out, West Virginia style, by burning Kiffin related apparel along with mattresses and couches in a bonfire on campus.

UT’s famous rock became a high profile billboard out post for Kiffin anger. You can see the new creative artwork on the rock here , here and here.

Since then, UT has hired a new coach and the level of anger is starting to slowly subside or be channeled in other ways like hating Ed Orgeron for being slim shady.

Putting on our best medicine man hat, we feel the need to do our part in helping heal wounds of the Big Orange faithful by showing off some steamy Vols poon.

In order to bring back a more glorious time for the campus icon, we made sure to find pictures of hot Vol pooners by the rock.

Enjoy.












For the record and obvious reasons, we will miss hot wifey poon, Layla.

Hot Coach Wifey Poon

When the Vols hired Lane Kiffin last winter, we immediately dialed in our attention to his stunning wife Layla at his side. Later, we were blown away to find out that she was actually 8 months preggers at the press conference.

Well, the bun is safely out of the oven and Layla is showing off her full fabulous figure at Tennessee tailgates. Hot Coach Wifey Poon is Out Orange Standing.

• Original Coach Wife Poon Post
  
• 3rd Saturday in Blogtober: Holy shnikeys: Layla!
  

Big Orange Poon Me Up

The new head coaching tenure of Lane Kiffin suffered its first set back in Tennessee’s deflating home loss to UCLA. The Volunteers struggled mightily on offense and maligned QB Jonathan Compton is feeling heat for his sub par play.

Kiffin is sticking with Crompton at QB and the Vols have little time for self-pity as they enter the swamp against Number 1 ranked Florida Gators on Saturday.

Kiffin, Crompton, and Vols Nations could use Poon of the Sec’s assistance and our remedy is a full serving of Big Orange Vol Poon.

Coach Wife Poon?

We apologize for our long absence but the holiday break was much needed and the SEC Poon Puppet Masters are refreshed for your pooner delight. Much has went down in the SEC college football world recently and it gives us more excuses to display some Hot SEC poon.

The biggest coaching news (Sorry, Sad but now Happy Dawg) was Tennessee hiring Lane Kiffin to replace Phillip Fulmer. Immediately, we were informed of Lane's beautiful wife, Layla, and she created the first quandary in Poon of the SEC's glorious brief history.

At 32, Layla is too old to be the classic definition of a pooner but she has not reached full on Cougar status either. (FYI: A Cougar Poon Post in the works) We could roll with a pooner version of a MILF (PILF?) but the site's policy is always to keep potential sexual derogatory comments to a minimum.

Sounds lame but it is our way of giving some class and respect back to the smoking hot SEC pooners. The SEC would not have best Gameday eye candy scenery and passionate female fans in college football without the pooners.

Anyway, Layla's brother will be joining Lane's coaching staff in Knoxville from South Carolina and her dad was a QB at UF while coaching at South Carolina too. Her SEC pooner credentials are outstanding.

In conclusion, labels do not matter to us and we just want more pictures of Layla!




Layla is 8 months pregnant in the picture above from yesterday's press conference and what is she going to look like after shedding her now seemingly invisible baby weight? Wow.

A Facebook group, "Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife," has been created.

The 2009 UT Spring Game can not get here fast enough.

Hey Bruce Pearl, it is your move now.

UPDATE: Hot Coach Wifey Poon

Hot SEC Poon Gameday Preview

2:30 PM ET
Arkansas atMississippi St

12:30 PM ET
Tennessee at Vanderbilt (ESPN Gameplan, Raycom)

1:30 PM ET
Citadel at Florida (ESPN Gameplan)

3:30 PM ET
Mississippi at LSU (CBS)





Saddawg has his SEC Gameday predictions.

SEC Saturday Gameday Poon Schedule

It is a big Saturday for SEC football with the two marquee games being LSU vs Auburn and Florida vs Tennessee. There should plenty of opportunities for hot SEC poon viewing on TV and in person for those SEC tailgaters. We have posted the TV schedule down below.




Alabama at Arkansas (11:30 a.m. CT / Raycom)
LSU at Auburn (6:45 p.m. CT / ESPN)
Florida at Tennessee (3:30 p.m. ET / CBS)
Georgia at Arizona State (8:13 p.m. ET / ABC)
Vanderbilt at Ole Miss (6 p.m. CT)
Mississippi State at Georgia Tech (12pm est, ESPN Gameplan)
Wofford at South Carolina (7 p.m. ET)




Snap us up some money shots Poon Hunters and email them to hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Get your Tailgate on and Happy Hunting!

Poon of the SEC

Impress your buddies and hot SEC pooners by picking up a brand new Poon of the SEC Tee shirt.