"Time to Poon......"

The title makes no sense but a text message with those words will likely keep you out of legal trouble, unlike Florida standout WR Chris Rainey's infamous "Time to Die....." mobile threat.

The Gators travel to Tennessee on Saturday and Vols fans have quickly pounced by creating this text message T shirt for the game.

We are always looking for a reason to showcase sizzling SEC poon and here is one for some hot Vols poon. This is a much better poon transition than last week's "shower discipline" quotes from UT Coach Derek Dooley.

Those comments were just too juicy and we are trying to keep it PG-13 pooner rated around here. Well, at least somewhat. Enjoy!

To be fair to our Gators' fans, The Pearl of Vol Poon is in some hot water for fibbing to the NCAA.