Back with SEC Poon Georgia Style

The UGA Poon has been too hot so coming back strong with the Ugga fire.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 5

Saturday, October 3rd

• Alabama (-17.5) at Kentucky 12:21pm ET ESPN Regional
• LSU at Georgia(-2.5) 3:30pm ET CBS
• Ole Miss(-10) at Vanderbilt 7:00pm ET ESPNU
• South Carolina St. at South Carolina (No Line) 7:00pm ET ESPN Classic
• Texas A&M vs Arkansas(-1) 7:30pm ET ESPN2
• Georgia Tech (-4.5) at Mississippi State 7:30pm ET CSS
• Auburn at Tennessee(-2) 7:45pm ET ESPN

Funky Cajun Poondina

HT: Tailgating Ideas

Beer Bong Poon

Although we were unable to change the music or edit out the dudes from this beer bong video, the hot SEC pooners were representing on the massive ten man beer bongs.

SEC Pooner Condolences to Hawaii

Ever since finishing off their undefeated regular season by feasting on cupcake opponents and somehow earning a BCS Sugar Bowl trip, life has not been to good for the Hawaii Warriors' football program.

Colt Brennan lost his Heisman bid to Tim Tebow and the Warriors were completely destroyed by the Georgia Bulldogs in the Louisiana Superdome. Head Coach June Jones then bolted for SMU and Hawaii opened up their 2008 season last Saturday with the Florida Gators crushing them, 56-10.

Because much of their misfortune is due to the SEC's college football domination, Poon of the SEC would like to send some Gator pooner condolences towards the Aloha state. We even will toss in some cheer poon to lift the spirits.





Note: Poon of the SEC apologizes for the delay status in our regular postings but do not worry because we have big plans for the 2008 college football season. We are working on revamping the site, adding some pimp SEC Poon merchandise to sell and have tentative plans to be guests on an Atlanta radio morning show.

Things are looking up for Hot Sec Poon! As always, mad props to those who help fuel this site and show the college football world where the hottest fans reside.

Poon of the SEC belongs to everyone and it will always exist as long as the Hot SEC Poon flows like the booze on SEC college gamedays.

Mount Up Poon Hunters, poon pix and videos to: hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Coming Attraction: College Football, Hot SEC Poon

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To Be Continued: More Pooner Drips

Best College Football Schedule Idea Ever

We take pride in Poon of the SEC's objectivity and the ability to stay out of the passionate rivalries between SEC schools. We take some playful jabs here and there but consumers of our little community know our sole motivation for continuing this blog is one thing only: HOT SEC POON.

The rationale behind this little reminder is to make sure all SEC fans know that we are not in the tank for Alabama. It is difficult not to appear to favor the Crimson Tide after staring at this hot Roll Tide busty pooner and revealing the best 2008 college football schedule idea ever.

Bama fans everywhere have found their new computer wallpaper and screen savers. Yes, you are welcome but thanks should go to the hot Bama pooner.


We would love to see this idea catch fire and if other SEC fans can produce similar 2008 football schedule poon creations for their individual schools, send them over to us and we will do our part. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

UPDATE: For those interested in the completion of our pooner bowl recaps, they are currently under production. We plan on breaking them out gradually. Always and forever, Sec Poon rulz.

Hooters Poon

Hot SEC Poon is everywhere and might even be serving you wings at your next trip to Hooters. Go Big Orange.

Seminole Poon Videos

During our last search for FSU poon we came across several Florida State videos that we feel obligated to display.

We normally would stray away from posting about ACC poon on our site but since there is a direct correlation to the FSU offensive sucking since former Offensive Coordinator Mark Richt left Tallahassee to take over UGA, we decided it was the least we could do here at Poon of the SEC.





Our Favorite Video.



We could not resist the FSU Cowgirls.


Sorry for our hiatus but the crew here at Poon of the SEC took some time off. Rest assured, the break was only temporary and hot SEC poon will never die.

Foray Into Radioland

(More Pictures of 770am's number one fan, Desiree Starr)

It was brought to our attention that Poon of the SEC has entered into the audio waves of Radioland. A sports afternoon radio show out of Southwest Flordia called Miller and Moulton has mentioned our site several times on air. Their show is located on ESPN 770 AM radio dial and can be listened to live online.

We are deeply honored and humbled to be recognized in another medium. This demonstrates that the beauty of SEC poon is not just limited to the series of tubes. Mad props to our readers and poon hunters who keep fueling our site.

Also, major kudos to the poon for their outward love of SEC football and more essential, their continued sizzling hot poonness.

We would like scratch the backs of Miller and Moulton for their kind offerings. We can reward them and their geographic listeners in our usual Poon of the SEC fashion.

Displaying Hot Gator Poon.

War Eagle Pooner Makes It Big

Most young boys as sports fans dream about playing high school, college and/or professional football. Some even aspire to grace the pages of Sports Illustrated.

Young girl cheerleaders have similar aspirations in making their high school or college cheer squads. Some want to be professional cheerleaders and possibly model in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

Hot War Eagle Pooner, Jessica Trainham, accomplished those goals while still in school at Auburn. Jessica skipped college cheer leading and went straight to the pros. She just finished her third season as an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader and was featured in this month's SI Swimsuit Issue.

Take a Gander.







We typically stray away from showing cheer poon on our site but we made an exception due to Jessica's impressive accomplishment. Check out video of her SI shoot.




Every young or current SEC pooner can look to Jessica as inspiration. Hell, she made us want to yell, "Go Falcons!" or more appropriately, "WAR EAGLE POON!"

Falcons Cheerleading Bio
SI Photos
Story of Auburn student making it in SI

Liberty Poon Bowl

Awhile back we promised a pooner recap of all the bowl games involving SEC teams. We kick off this ongoing feature with the 2007 Liberty Bowl. Mississippi State toppled Central Florida in a low scoring battle, 10-3. UCF seems to have more scoring ability in the poon department.







We apologize for the Miss State Cheer Poon but we are all tapped out of regular Bulldawg poon. Please help: hotsecpoon@gmail.com.

Quick Poon Shot

Mondays SUCK but a quick shot of hot gator poon provides instant relief.



We needed that, MUCH better, carry on.

Find more picture of this hot gator pooner here.

Never Underestimate the Power of SEC Poon

Congratulations Eli Manning and the New York Giants. This site knows how to pick winners, SEC Poon Style.

Super Bowl Poon Prediction

Our last NFL pooner playoff preview was warmly received and we thought we would try another Poon of the SEC stab at the Super Bowl.

Even though the Patriots are well represented with SEC players, we are leaning towards supporting the Giants because of Ex Ole Miss QB, Eli Manning.

Dreamboat Pats QB Tom Brady might have an actress baby mamma and an anorexic super model girl friend but Eli is engaged to hot a Rebel alumni pooner, Abby McGrew.

On this basis alone, Poon of the SEC likes the Giants to shock the world on Sunday. Hotty Toddy.

No wonder Eli proposed and takes her antiquing, SMOKING!

Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty!


"GO GMen, CRUSH THE PATS!"

Bama Play Caller Search

Alabama filled their offense cordinator opening by hiring a coach from Fresno State. We were mildly upset with the decision as we had some of our own new imaginary ideas for the person to run the Tide offense. We scouted a few new pooners who should have received a closer look.

John Parker Wilson would let er rip if he was able to come off the sidelines to this hot tide pooner.


These smoking pooners are a package deal, committed to a ball control offense.


Shotgun formation and 4 wides are the preference of these sizzling roll tide pooners.


This pooner is a favorite of the Bama head coach, for obvious hat reasons. Her offense style is whatever it takes to score.

Gator Pooner Mystery Solved

We can not think of a more famous picture circulating the Internet over the past year than this one of Tebow smiling with a hot Gator pooner.

Rumors of the buxom pooner's identity ran rampant, ranging from her being Tebow's girl friend, sister, or model Lucy Pinder. The mystery has been solved, well sort of.

It turns out she is just one of several thousands hot pooners roaming the Gainsville swamp. We could have told you that a long time ago.