Hump Day Poon

Hump Day Poon

Sorry for our hiatus over the past few months but Poon of the SEC is still alive and kicking. We are geared up to provide some hot SEC poon again and will start with a quick shot of Hump Day Poon.

Cajun Poon Gets Rejected

Jamarkus McFarland, one of the top high school players in the country, caused quite a stir last month after an insightful article detailed the juicy recruiting war for his services.

4 star defensive tackle McFarland ended up spurning his home state Texas Longhorns and chose the Oklahoma Sooners. Although we will stay far away from the Red River recruiting rivalry, we felt the need to scrutinize this passage from his recruiting visit to Baton Rouge:

McFarland made four official visits during his recruitment — to Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana State and Southern California.

He said he saw everything from flat-screen televisions in Texas Coach Mack Brown’s bathrooms to L.S.U.’s recruiting hostesses sitting on the laps of prospects.

Of the four universities, L.S.U. made the worst impression. After the Tigers lost to Georgia, 52-38, on Oct. 25, McFarland, his mother and his grandmother attended a catered meal at the home of Tigers Coach Les Miles.

“He was very dry,” Adams said of Miles.

Adams was further turned off by L.S.U., she said, when she saw hostesses sitting on the laps of recruits.

Cajun Boy stood up for hostesses Tiger poon:

And what exactly is so repulsive with having a cute Cajun girl sitting on your lap when you're 18 years old? Enjoy the barrel of coked-out monkeys that is Norman, Oklahoma Jamarkus.

Well, the proof is always in the poon and we could not agree more with Cajun Boy's observation. Most males would be satisfied with any of the following hot Cajun pooners sitting on their laps.













Very few teenagers will resist the power of SEC poon so our humble advice to the LSU coaching staff would be to continue to use hot Cajun poon to your recruiting advantage.



Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry
Cajun Boy in the City Sounds Off

Cajun Poon Gets Crunk

The Tiger Blog

Hot SEC Poon Gameday Preview

The marquee match up in the SEC county is Gator Poon
Vs Cock Poon




Saturday, November 15
12:30 PM ET No. 10 Georgia at Auburn, ESPN Gameplan
2:00 PM ET Louisiana-Monroe at Mississippi, No TV
3:30 PM ET No. 25 South Carolina at No. 4 Florida, CBS
7:45 PM ET Mississippi State at No. 1 Alabama, ESPN
8:00 PM ET Troy at No. 20 LSU, ESPN Gameplan
8:00 PM ET Vanderbilt at Kentucky, ESPN Two







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Props to Tree's Trunk for Cajun Poon picture
Credit to Gamecock Anthem for Cock Poon pictures

SEC Poon Potpourri

The best way to freshen up your day is to consume the aroma of some hot sec poon.

Funky Cajun Poondina

HT: Tailgating Ideas

BCS Poon

The initial BCS rankings are out and this provides us with a nice segue into showing off some hot SEC Poon.

# 2-Alabama

#7-Georgia

#10-Florida
#13-LSU

Hot SEC Beer Bong Poon

These videos inspire us to soon make Poon of the SEC a traveling event to college Saturday SEC gamedays.

Ole Miss/UF


UF/LSU

Happy Hour Poon

It is time to play poontender and guess a Hot Sec Pooner's adult beverage choice.

One Chilled White Wine


3 Whiskey Sours


3 Yeager Bombs!


One Corona with a fresh juicy lime.


A six pack of Bud Lights in a beer bong.


Whew, we are thirsty now!!

HT: Tree's Trunk
HT1: Gator Tailgating
HT2: The Tiger Blog

Cajun Poon Still Geauxing

The hot Cajun Poon of LSU is still celebrating their big championship victory over Ohio State. We almost dedicated this whole month to only displaying LSU Tiger poon and we have enough poon in the arsenal to barely pull it off but we want to be fair to the rest of the SEC poon lovers.

Anyway, more sizzling Cajun poon to cure your case of the Mundays.

SEC Poon Wins BCS Championship

Poon of the SEC's narrow focus is delivering Hot SEC Poon. We were blessed with the the reins to this important ongoing endeavor because a SEC coach "allegedly" shut down the original SEC poon site.

This coach is pretty much hated throughout SEC country and specifically by most LSU fans. Some Tiger followers even created Dbag tshirts to display their outspoken displeasure.

Since we kept the site alive and continued to display hot Cajun poon, we would like to take some karma credit for the Tiger's national championship.

In return for our key contributions, no BCS title schwag is necessary. Our only request is more hot poon pictures like the following. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Holiday Poon Spirit

Being in the holiday spirit, Poon of the SEC would think to give thanks for the important things in life. In no particular order, here is our gratitude list for 2007.

College Football
Poon
Tailgating
Beer
Whiskey
All Booze
Bootie shaking music
SEC Football
Coeds that grind, touch, and kiss each other
Hot SEC Poon
You Tube
SEC Poon hunters and Ninjas

We have found a video that almost covers each item on our list. Hot Cajun Pooners shaking their poonfeathers!


Best the SEC Poon Video of ALL TIME.

Merry Poonmas and Happy Pooner Holidays.

Pooner Smooches

We love it when hot SEC poon poses for the camera by either groping or kissing one another. Today's pictures steam up our pooner lenses, your computer screen and put the the "HAWT" in hotsecpoon.com