Return of Rocky Top Poon

Poon of the SEC would like to recognize the achievement of the Tennessee Vols, who are one win away from a SEC East title and berth in the championship game. We would like to bring back some hot Vol poon for everyone to enjoy on this Monday afternoon.

After checking out these 2 pictures and taking inspiration from number of times Rocky Top is repeated at Neyland Stadium, we could not get these song lyrics out of our head.

"I wanna be a Cowboy......"

"And you can be my Cowgirl."

Number One SEC Poon Ninja

Here at Poon of the SEC we have coined the phrase Poon Ninja. In order to fully demonstrate what it takes to be a highly skilled SEC Poon Ninja, we have this instructional video from the Alabama/Georgia game. The first 7 seconds are amazing.

This is just impressive work of focusing on the Roll Tide poon, getting busted, and then the quick recovery back to the game. Kudos!

Poon of the SEC officially glosses this camera man for now:
Our Number One SEC Poon Ninja.

Of course, this does not mean our awards are limited to one individual and finding Hot SEC POON is a never ending quest.

Also, Poon Ninja ability is not restricted to just video cameras but still shots as well.

The SEC tailgates and game days are quickly fading. Poon of the SEC continues to need your valued assistance in making our site the number one stop for SEC poon in America.

Power on Poon Hunters and Poon Ninjas.

hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Happy Hour Poon

We often get requests from our readers for a quick shot of poon to help them kick start their day. I would like to present our first ever Happy Hour poon offering to assist everyone in powering through the rest of this Thursday afternoon. Two 2 for 1 specials are on us.

Back in Pooner Black

When we first heard the news of a potential blackout in Athens last Saturday, we immediately thought of college students drinking whiskey all day and waking up on Sunday morning next to something strange.

Soon we realized that all fans attending the UGA game at Sanford stadium were encouraged to WEAR all black.

Hmmmmm, all black? Sounds pretty neat, does that mean what I think it means.....?

Does anyone see where our one track mind is headed?

Georgia Football+All Black+AC/DC+Tailgating=Hot UGA Bulldog Poon in black cocktail dresses.







Thanks to one of our tipsters for the above UGA Poon ninja shots.

Wanted: Hot Mississippi State Bulldog Poon

Poon of the SEC wanted to recognize the recent on the field football accomplishments of Mississippi State by displaying some hot ass Bulldog poon until we realized that our Miss St poon inventory is at the same level as a Poon hunter's flask in the 4th quarter: FLAT EMPTY.

Please help us refill quickly by sending any Bulldog poon to hotsecpoon@gmail.com

In order to remind you what Starkville can bring to the pooner table, here is a lovely shot of playboy Bulldog pooner. Thanks to Playboy and Six Pack Speak for the picture.

Happy Veterans Day

In honor of Veterans Day, we were unable to find any good Camo Poon shots without re posting this picture.

Poon of SEC did get this sizzling Cajun Body paint Poon picture in our mailbox over the weekend and it was way too hot to save for later. Happy Holiday to all of our veterans, especially to those vets who love hot SEC poon. Enjoy.

More Rebel Poon

We know these videos are a little dated but we were still in a Hotty Toddy, Rebel Poon mood.





Poon Hunters/Ninjas. There are only a few weeks left of tailgating season and we still need your help keeping this site full of high quality SEC Poon.
hotsecpoon@gmail.com

"Are You Ready? Hell, YES!"

The other day we were in line at the Supermarket, shopping for our football viewing essentials of chips, salsa, 12 pack of PBR bottles, and 2 boxes of Parliament Lights.

We started skimming through this week's Time magazine when we became fixated on a picture of the Grove accompanied with an article headlined, "The Art of Tailgating."

We were highly disappointed that we found no mentions in the magazine of Poon of the SEC or our earlier work highlighting "The Grove" or "Hot Rebel Poon."

Here at Poon of the SEC, we have serious short term memory problems so we will let it slide. Oh, we heart Rebel Poon too.

"Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty!"

(Above Photo Courtesy of Time Magazine)


You can view Time's online tailgating online photo essay here.

SEC Pooner Cat Fight

It appears some War Eagle poon attempted to attend a LSU tailgate a few weeks ago at the LSU/Auburn game. Cajun pooner wanted no part of this development and she does not hide her disgust of the situation.



As much as a possible SEC Pooner cat fight peaks our curiosity, Poon of the SEC sees an opportunity to mend some pooner fences.

As a site focused on all hot SEC poon, we encourage our lovely pooners to keep their collegial spirit alive by continuing with your highly attractive educated football smack talking but to embrace each other in the tailgating environment.

We advise SEC poon to share a cocktail,talk about sunglasses/necklaces/shoes, make fun of Jorts, discuss potential replacements for Coach O, complain about the refs, ponder what SEC team has the biggest red kneck fans, and argue what SEC QB you would or have hooked up with.

We reach out a olive branch to both schools in our normal Poon of the SEC fashion.

Band Poon? Huh?Seriously?

There are two words we never thought would appear in consecutive order on Poon of the SEC: Band and Poon. The following video evidence of a potential Gator Band pooner has left us perplexed.

We are unable to 100 percent declare her SEC poon worthy but she appears to have a nice enough body. Her gyrating dance moves mesmerized us and might have pushed her over the "Pooner hump" to the Yes column. Check it out and see what our readers think. It is a tough call.



Poon of the SEC officially decrees this Gator drum major, the first and only, SEC Band Poon.