The 2009 Inaugural Gameday Weekend of SEC Poon

KENTUCKY vs. MIAMI (OH) Noon EST ESPN U
W. KENTUCKY at TENNESSEE Noon EST SEC Network
GEORGIA at OKLAHOMA ST. 3:30 pm EST ABC
JACKSON ST. at MISS. ST. 3:30 pm EST ESPN U
LOUISIANA TECH at AUBURN 7:00 pm EST ESPN U
MISSOURI ST. at ARKANSAS 7:00 pm EST PPV
CHARLESTON SO. at FLORIDA 7:00 pm EST FSN
W. CAROLINA at VANDERBILT 7:30 pm EST CSS
ALABAMA vs. VA. TECH 8:00 pm EST ABC
LSU at WASHINGTON 10:30 pm EST ESPN
OLE MISS at MEMPHIS(Sept. 6) 3:30 pm EST ESPN

Cock Poon Kickoff

The wait is over as SEC Poon and college football are back! We are downright giddy.

Well, the good ole South Carolina Ball Coaches Gamecocks kick off the SEC football season tonight with a game against NC State Wolfpack.

An under reported angle of the most famous bong picture in the world story was the location of Mr. Gold Medal’s partying: Columbia, South Carolina. Loyal readers of our blog know the full seductress power of SEC poon so there was no surprise around here that Michael Phelps was caught raging it up on campus with some hot Cock poon.

Phelps might have lost Kellogg's endorsement dollars because some opportunist ahole decided to sell his picture to a UK rag but to us, his SEC pooner cred was cemented forever. Therefore, we are awarding him the original Hot SEC pooner badge of honor.

God Speedo. 

Special thanks to our friends at Gamecock Anthem for some of the hot Cock pix.

Alabama Poon Slammer

Detroit is No Substitute for Athens Pooners

Matthew Stafford will definitely enjoy playing football for millions this fall but we sure know what he will miss from his college career: Hot UGA Poon. 








Go over to the World of Isaac for more pix of Stafford getting his poon bumping on.
HT:Busted Coverage and Yep Yep

Summertime Big Blue Pooners

The recent conclusion of SEC Media Day(s) means the beginning of the 2009 college football season is almost upon us. We felt no other way to celebrate the ending of these summertime blues than with a some hot Big Blue UK pooners.




The SEC poon and topics are loaded up for another great fall. Our site would not exist without our loyal readers and bad ass poon hunters. We promise to step up our game so do your loyal SEC pooner duty by assisting us in showcasing the best poon in America.

Email us your online or in person hunting conquests to hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Tailgates, Booze, Football Gamedays, SEC Poon, Oh My!

Body Paint Face Off, SEC Poon Style

A sexy Roll Tide Pooner and a smoking hot Gator Bait Pooner are already talking smack about a potential SEC title game rematch. There is no doubt that a body paint face off amongst SEC poon is the best type of trash talk. 

Hump Day Poon

Sorry for our hiatus over the past few months but Poon of the SEC is still alive and kicking. We are geared up to provide some hot SEC poon again and will start with a quick shot of Hump Day Poon.

Cajun Poon Gets Rejected

Jamarkus McFarland, one of the top high school players in the country, caused quite a stir last month after an insightful article detailed the juicy recruiting war for his services.

4 star defensive tackle McFarland ended up spurning his home state Texas Longhorns and chose the Oklahoma Sooners. Although we will stay far away from the Red River recruiting rivalry, we felt the need to scrutinize this passage from his recruiting visit to Baton Rouge:

McFarland made four official visits during his recruitment — to Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana State and Southern California.

He said he saw everything from flat-screen televisions in Texas Coach Mack Brown’s bathrooms to L.S.U.’s recruiting hostesses sitting on the laps of prospects.

Of the four universities, L.S.U. made the worst impression. After the Tigers lost to Georgia, 52-38, on Oct. 25, McFarland, his mother and his grandmother attended a catered meal at the home of Tigers Coach Les Miles.

“He was very dry,” Adams said of Miles.

Adams was further turned off by L.S.U., she said, when she saw hostesses sitting on the laps of recruits.

Cajun Boy stood up for hostesses Tiger poon:

And what exactly is so repulsive with having a cute Cajun girl sitting on your lap when you're 18 years old? Enjoy the barrel of coked-out monkeys that is Norman, Oklahoma Jamarkus.

Well, the proof is always in the poon and we could not agree more with Cajun Boy's observation. Most males would be satisfied with any of the following hot Cajun pooners sitting on their laps.













Very few teenagers will resist the power of SEC poon so our humble advice to the LSU coaching staff would be to continue to use hot Cajun poon to your recruiting advantage.



Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry
Cajun Boy in the City Sounds Off

Stripper Pole Poon

This Gator pooner was so excited about UF's BCS title victory that she went straight to a stripper pole for a national title celebratory performance.



HT: Videogum

BCS Championship Poon

Congratulations to the University of Florida football team for their BCS title victory over Oklahoma and we proudly honor the national title championship with some hot Gator poon.