Big Orange Poon Me Up

The new head coaching tenure of Lane Kiffin suffered its first set back in Tennessee’s deflating home loss to UCLA. The Volunteers struggled mightily on offense and maligned QB Jonathan Compton is feeling heat for his sub par play.

Kiffin is sticking with Crompton at QB and the Vols have little time for self-pity as they enter the swamp against Number 1 ranked Florida Gators on Saturday.

Kiffin, Crompton, and Vols Nations could use Poon of the Sec’s assistance and our remedy is a full serving of Big Orange Vol Poon.

Malzahn's Magic Touch

New Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn has the Tigers displaying a high scoring octane offense through the first 2 games and the team is already setting school records.

The Tigers surprising offensive start gives us good enough reason to show off the other explosive fireworks in the stands: Hot War Eagle Poon.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 2

Troy (0-1) at Florida (1-0), 12:20 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
UCLA (1-0) at Tennessee (1-0), 4:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN
South Carolina (1-0) at Georgia (0-1), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN2
FIU (0-0) at Alabama (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
Vanderbilt (1-0) at LSU (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
Mississippi State (1-0) at Auburn (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan

The 2009 Inaugural Gameday Weekend of SEC Poon

KENTUCKY vs. MIAMI (OH) Noon EST ESPN U
W. KENTUCKY at TENNESSEE Noon EST SEC Network
GEORGIA at OKLAHOMA ST. 3:30 pm EST ABC
JACKSON ST. at MISS. ST. 3:30 pm EST ESPN U
LOUISIANA TECH at AUBURN 7:00 pm EST ESPN U
MISSOURI ST. at ARKANSAS 7:00 pm EST PPV
CHARLESTON SO. at FLORIDA 7:00 pm EST FSN
W. CAROLINA at VANDERBILT 7:30 pm EST CSS
ALABAMA vs. VA. TECH 8:00 pm EST ABC
LSU at WASHINGTON 10:30 pm EST ESPN
OLE MISS at MEMPHIS(Sept. 6) 3:30 pm EST ESPN

Cock Poon Kickoff

The wait is over as SEC Poon and college football are back! We are downright giddy.

Well, the good ole South Carolina Ball Coaches Gamecocks kick off the SEC football season tonight with a game against NC State Wolfpack.

An under reported angle of the most famous bong picture in the world story was the location of Mr. Gold Medal’s partying: Columbia, South Carolina. Loyal readers of our blog know the full seductress power of SEC poon so there was no surprise around here that Michael Phelps was caught raging it up on campus with some hot Cock poon.

Phelps might have lost Kellogg's endorsement dollars because some opportunist ahole decided to sell his picture to a UK rag but to us, his SEC pooner cred was cemented forever. Therefore, we are awarding him the original Hot SEC pooner badge of honor.

God Speedo. 

Special thanks to our friends at Gamecock Anthem for some of the hot Cock pix.

Alabama Poon Slammer

Detroit is No Substitute for Athens Pooners

Matthew Stafford will definitely enjoy playing football for millions this fall but we sure know what he will miss from his college career: Hot UGA Poon. 








Go over to the World of Isaac for more pix of Stafford getting his poon bumping on.
HT:Busted Coverage and Yep Yep

Summertime Big Blue Pooners

The recent conclusion of SEC Media Day(s) means the beginning of the 2009 college football season is almost upon us. We felt no other way to celebrate the ending of these summertime blues than with a some hot Big Blue UK pooners.




The SEC poon and topics are loaded up for another great fall. Our site would not exist without our loyal readers and bad ass poon hunters. We promise to step up our game so do your loyal SEC pooner duty by assisting us in showcasing the best poon in America.

Email us your online or in person hunting conquests to hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Tailgates, Booze, Football Gamedays, SEC Poon, Oh My!

Body Paint Face Off, SEC Poon Style

A sexy Roll Tide Pooner and a smoking hot Gator Bait Pooner are already talking smack about a potential SEC title game rematch. There is no doubt that a body paint face off amongst SEC poon is the best type of trash talk. 

Hump Day Poon

Sorry for our hiatus over the past few months but Poon of the SEC is still alive and kicking. We are geared up to provide some hot SEC poon again and will start with a quick shot of Hump Day Poon.