Worry Poon

Aside from their knockout looks, one of the defining characteristics of SEC pooners is their intense passion for college (SEC) football. This endearing quality has its downsides when things go awry on the field and Tim Tebow’s injury on Saturday is a perfect example. Some of the Gator poon in the stands could not hide their worried emotions after Tebow was jacked up by the Kentucky defender.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 4

THURSDAY
South Carolina 16-10 over Ole Miss
SATURDAY
LSU (-14) at Mississippi State 12:21pm ESPN Regional
Arkansas at Alabama(-15) 3:30pm CBS
Florida (-21.5) at Kentucky 6:00pm ESPN2
Arizona State at Georgia (-12.5) 7:00pm ESPNU
Ball State at Auburn(-31.5) 7:00pm Fox Sports Net
Ohio at Tennessee(-21) 7:00pm Pay Per View
Vanderbilt(-7.5) at Rice 8:00pm CSS

Hot Coach Wifey Poon

When the Vols hired Lane Kiffin last winter, we immediately dialed in our attention to his stunning wife Layla at his side. Later, we were blown away to find out that she was actually 8 months preggers at the press conference.

Well, the bun is safely out of the oven and Layla is showing off her full fabulous figure at Tennessee tailgates. Hot Coach Wifey Poon is Out Orange Standing.

• Original Coach Wife Poon Post
  
• 3rd Saturday in Blogtober: Holy shnikeys: Layla!
  

Gator Pooner Pudding

The NY Times ran an article last week focusing on the downsides of being a famous college football athlete. It detailed specific incidents that Tim Tebow, Sam Bradford, and Colt McCoy have faced with overzealous fans. This story by Tebow piqued our interest.

While shopping recently at RadioShack, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow was approached by a woman with a seemingly innocuous request to take a picture with him. But an instant before her mother snapped the photo with a cellphone camera, the woman tried to take off her shirt.

“It’s happened four or five times,” Tebow said with a sigh. “Most of the time I just dive out of the picture. Some people can just be crazy."

Tebow is a better man than we will ever be because we could never resist the lure of hot Gator poon. Do not take our word for it because the proof is in the Gator pooner pudding.

• College Stars Run for Cover From Fans’ Cameras
• Some pictures are courtesy of Gator Tailgating

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 3

• Louisville at Kentucky( -13.5) - ESPNU - 12:00 p.m. ET
  
• North Texas at Alabama (-38.5) - SEC Network - 12:21 ET
  
• Tennessee at Florida(-28.5) - CBS - 3:30 p.m. ET
  
• La. Lafayette at LSU(-26.5) - ESPNU - 7:00 p.m. ET
  
• Mississippi State at Vanderbilt(-8.5) - FSN - 7:00 p.m. ET
  
• Florida Atlantic at South Carolina(-21) - PPV - 7:00 p.m. ET
  
• SE Louisiana at Ole Miss (No Line) - CSS - 7:30 p.m. ET
  
• Georgia at Arkansas(PICK) - ESPN - 7:45 p.m. ET
  
• West Virginia at Auburn(-7) - ESPN2 - 7:45 p.m. ET
  

Be sure to send us any of your nice gameday catches out there in SEC country. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Happy Poon Hunting!

Big Orange Poon Me Up

The new head coaching tenure of Lane Kiffin suffered its first set back in Tennessee’s deflating home loss to UCLA. The Volunteers struggled mightily on offense and maligned QB Jonathan Compton is feeling heat for his sub par play.

Kiffin is sticking with Crompton at QB and the Vols have little time for self-pity as they enter the swamp against Number 1 ranked Florida Gators on Saturday.

Kiffin, Crompton, and Vols Nations could use Poon of the Sec’s assistance and our remedy is a full serving of Big Orange Vol Poon.

Malzahn's Magic Touch

New Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn has the Tigers displaying a high scoring octane offense through the first 2 games and the team is already setting school records.

The Tigers surprising offensive start gives us good enough reason to show off the other explosive fireworks in the stands: Hot War Eagle Poon.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 2

Troy (0-1) at Florida (1-0), 12:20 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
UCLA (1-0) at Tennessee (1-0), 4:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN
South Carolina (1-0) at Georgia (0-1), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN2
FIU (0-0) at Alabama (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
Vanderbilt (1-0) at LSU (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
Mississippi State (1-0) at Auburn (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan

The 2009 Inaugural Gameday Weekend of SEC Poon

KENTUCKY vs. MIAMI (OH) Noon EST ESPN U
W. KENTUCKY at TENNESSEE Noon EST SEC Network
GEORGIA at OKLAHOMA ST. 3:30 pm EST ABC
JACKSON ST. at MISS. ST. 3:30 pm EST ESPN U
LOUISIANA TECH at AUBURN 7:00 pm EST ESPN U
MISSOURI ST. at ARKANSAS 7:00 pm EST PPV
CHARLESTON SO. at FLORIDA 7:00 pm EST FSN
W. CAROLINA at VANDERBILT 7:30 pm EST CSS
ALABAMA vs. VA. TECH 8:00 pm EST ABC
LSU at WASHINGTON 10:30 pm EST ESPN
OLE MISS at MEMPHIS(Sept. 6) 3:30 pm EST ESPN

Cock Poon Kickoff

The wait is over as SEC Poon and college football are back! We are downright giddy.

Well, the good ole South Carolina Ball Coaches Gamecocks kick off the SEC football season tonight with a game against NC State Wolfpack.

An under reported angle of the most famous bong picture in the world story was the location of Mr. Gold Medal’s partying: Columbia, South Carolina. Loyal readers of our blog know the full seductress power of SEC poon so there was no surprise around here that Michael Phelps was caught raging it up on campus with some hot Cock poon.

Phelps might have lost Kellogg's endorsement dollars because some opportunist ahole decided to sell his picture to a UK rag but to us, his SEC pooner cred was cemented forever. Therefore, we are awarding him the original Hot SEC pooner badge of honor.

God Speedo. 

Special thanks to our friends at Gamecock Anthem for some of the hot Cock pix.