SEC Pooner Condolences to Hawaii

Ever since finishing off their undefeated regular season by feasting on cupcake opponents and somehow earning a BCS Sugar Bowl trip, life has not been to good for the Hawaii Warriors' football program.

Colt Brennan lost his Heisman bid to Tim Tebow and the Warriors were completely destroyed by the Georgia Bulldogs in the Louisiana Superdome. Head Coach June Jones then bolted for SMU and Hawaii opened up their 2008 season last Saturday with the Florida Gators crushing them, 56-10.

Because much of their misfortune is due to the SEC's college football domination, Poon of the SEC would like to send some Gator pooner condolences towards the Aloha state. We even will toss in some cheer poon to lift the spirits.





Note: Poon of the SEC apologizes for the delay status in our regular postings but do not worry because we have big plans for the 2008 college football season. We are working on revamping the site, adding some pimp SEC Poon merchandise to sell and have tentative plans to be guests on an Atlanta radio morning show.

Things are looking up for Hot Sec Poon! As always, mad props to those who help fuel this site and show the college football world where the hottest fans reside.

Poon of the SEC belongs to everyone and it will always exist as long as the Hot SEC Poon flows like the booze on SEC college gamedays.

Mount Up Poon Hunters, poon pix and videos to: hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Coming Attraction: College Football, Hot SEC Poon

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To Be Continued: More Pooner Drips

Ebay Poon

We approve of this type of viral poon marketing of SEC merchandise.



This off season is taking waaaayyyy tooooooo looooooong.

Who is ready for tailgating, whiskey, college football, keg stands and more hot SEC poon? "YES SIR, May We Have Another?"

The Pearl of Vol Poon

We apologize for our dearth of posts as the summertime brings out the beach poon hunter in us. We need to follow the lead of Tennessee Coach Bruce Pearl, who appears to always be out hunting some hot SEC poon.

Best College Football Schedule Idea Ever

We take pride in Poon of the SEC's objectivity and the ability to stay out of the passionate rivalries between SEC schools. We take some playful jabs here and there but consumers of our little community know our sole motivation for continuing this blog is one thing only: HOT SEC POON.

The rationale behind this little reminder is to make sure all SEC fans know that we are not in the tank for Alabama. It is difficult not to appear to favor the Crimson Tide after staring at this hot Roll Tide busty pooner and revealing the best 2008 college football schedule idea ever.

Bama fans everywhere have found their new computer wallpaper and screen savers. Yes, you are welcome but thanks should go to the hot Bama pooner.


We would love to see this idea catch fire and if other SEC fans can produce similar 2008 football schedule poon creations for their individual schools, send them over to us and we will do our part. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

UPDATE: For those interested in the completion of our pooner bowl recaps, they are currently under production. We plan on breaking them out gradually. Always and forever, Sec Poon rulz.

Gulf Poon

All those Bama player arrests in T town during the off season have boiled this hot Roll Tide pooner's skin and she needed to cool off with a quick dip in the Gulf.





Props to Friends of the Program for the link.

YUM, YUM, YUM

We are lifting our usual ban on showing SEC cheerpoon as this Auburn Tiger is too damn sexy not to display.









Props to CNNSI for the Pictures and they have an interview with the gorgeous Tiger cheer pooner.

Hooters Poon

Hot SEC Poon is everywhere and might even be serving you wings at your next trip to Hooters. Go Big Orange.

Chomp that Shocker

Arizona State University, or ASU or Always Stripping U is some tough Pac 10 poon to compete against.

We love this picture because it exhibits that hot Gator pooner is not afraid of strutting her stuff in enemy territory.

This is how SEC poon rolls.

(thanks to CNNSI for the photo)

Seminole Poon Videos

During our last search for FSU poon we came across several Florida State videos that we feel obligated to display.

We normally would stray away from posting about ACC poon on our site but since there is a direct correlation to the FSU offensive sucking since former Offensive Coordinator Mark Richt left Tallahassee to take over UGA, we decided it was the least we could do here at Poon of the SEC.





Our Favorite Video.



We could not resist the FSU Cowgirls.


Sorry for our hiatus but the crew here at Poon of the SEC took some time off. Rest assured, the break was only temporary and hot SEC poon will never die.