Coming Attraction: College Football, Hot SEC Poon

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To Be Continued: More Pooner Drips

Ebay Poon

We approve of this type of viral poon marketing of SEC merchandise.



This off season is taking waaaayyyy tooooooo looooooong.

Who is ready for tailgating, whiskey, college football, keg stands and more hot SEC poon? "YES SIR, May We Have Another?"

The Pearl of Vol Poon

We apologize for our dearth of posts as the summertime brings out the beach poon hunter in us. We need to follow the lead of Tennessee Coach Bruce Pearl, who appears to always be out hunting some hot SEC poon.

Best College Football Schedule Idea Ever

We take pride in Poon of the SEC's objectivity and the ability to stay out of the passionate rivalries between SEC schools. We take some playful jabs here and there but consumers of our little community know our sole motivation for continuing this blog is one thing only: HOT SEC POON.

The rationale behind this little reminder is to make sure all SEC fans know that we are not in the tank for Alabama. It is difficult not to appear to favor the Crimson Tide after staring at this hot Roll Tide busty pooner and revealing the best 2008 college football schedule idea ever.

Bama fans everywhere have found their new computer wallpaper and screen savers. Yes, you are welcome but thanks should go to the hot Bama pooner.


We would love to see this idea catch fire and if other SEC fans can produce similar 2008 football schedule poon creations for their individual schools, send them over to us and we will do our part. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

UPDATE: For those interested in the completion of our pooner bowl recaps, they are currently under production. We plan on breaking them out gradually. Always and forever, Sec Poon rulz.

Gulf Poon

All those Bama player arrests in T town during the off season have boiled this hot Roll Tide pooner's skin and she needed to cool off with a quick dip in the Gulf.





Props to Friends of the Program for the link.

YUM, YUM, YUM

We are lifting our usual ban on showing SEC cheerpoon as this Auburn Tiger is too damn sexy not to display.









Props to CNNSI for the Pictures and they have an interview with the gorgeous Tiger cheer pooner.

Hooters Poon

Hot SEC Poon is everywhere and might even be serving you wings at your next trip to Hooters. Go Big Orange.

Chomp that Shocker

Arizona State University, or ASU or Always Stripping U is some tough Pac 10 poon to compete against.

We love this picture because it exhibits that hot Gator pooner is not afraid of strutting her stuff in enemy territory.

This is how SEC poon rolls.

(thanks to CNNSI for the photo)

Seminole Poon Videos

During our last search for FSU poon we came across several Florida State videos that we feel obligated to display.

We normally would stray away from posting about ACC poon on our site but since there is a direct correlation to the FSU offensive sucking since former Offensive Coordinator Mark Richt left Tallahassee to take over UGA, we decided it was the least we could do here at Poon of the SEC.





Our Favorite Video.



We could not resist the FSU Cowgirls.


Sorry for our hiatus but the crew here at Poon of the SEC took some time off. Rest assured, the break was only temporary and hot SEC poon will never die.

Music City Poon Bowl

There are no two college girl "super" fans more over exposed than Florida State's Cowgirl Jen Sterger and Kentucky's Ashley Judd. It is well documented about Sterger parlaying her great fake rack into paid media gigs and it is impossible to watch a Kentucky basketball home game without the TV camera's fixated on Judd's pretty mug.

Yes, they both qualify as hot poon, with Judd of the cougar variety. We mean no disrespect but for our feature on the 2007 Music City Bowl between Kentucky and FSU, it was time to move past these two pooners and display some of the other hot poon from both schools.

The Seminoles came into their bowl match up vs the Wildcats severely undermanned after 36 players were suspended for the game due to an academic cheating scandal.

Senior Stud QB Andre Woodson threw for 4 scores, leading the Wildcats to a 35-28 victory. This UK win marked the first time since 1951-2 that UK had won two straight bowl games.

FSU might have been over matched in the bowl due to a depleted squad but the Seminoles are stock full of reinforcements when it comes to poon. This is just a sample of their recruiting poon base.






Bluegrass Poon.







Bluegrass Poon can bring it but it is hard to compete with FSU,one of the great poon meccas in America.