Oldie But a Goodie

Florida and Bama face off this weekend so it is time to rerun this video. Enjoy!

Hump Day Poon

Here is a quick pooner treat to get you through the week.

SEC Pooner Gameday Week 4

Week 4

• UAB at Tennessee 12:21 pm est SEC Network

• Alabama at Arkansas 3:30 pm est CBS

• Kentucky at Florida 7:00 pm est ESPNU

• Georgia at Mississippi St 7:00 pm est FSN ESPN3.com

• Fresno St at Ole Miss 7:30 pm est CSS ESPN3.com

• South Carolina at Auburn 7:45 pm est ESPN ESPN3.com

• West Virginia at LSU 9:00 pm est ESPN2 ESPN3.com

Happy Hour Poon, FAC Edition

SEC Pooner Gameday Week 3

Week 3 Schedule

• Arkansas at Georgia 12:00 pm est ESPN
• Vanderbilt at Mississippi 12:00 pm est SEC
• Florida at Tennessee 3:30 pm est CBS
• Alabama at Duke 3:30 pm est ABC
• Clemson at Auburn 7:00 pm est ESPN
• Mississippi State at LSU 7:00 pm est ESPNU
• Akron at Kentucky 7:00 pm est FSS
• Furman at South Carolina 7:00 pm est PPV

"Time to Poon......"

The title makes no sense but a text message with those words will likely keep you out of legal trouble, unlike Florida standout WR Chris Rainey's infamous "Time to Die....." mobile threat.

The Gators travel to Tennessee on Saturday and Vols fans have quickly pounced by creating this text message T shirt for the game.

We are always looking for a reason to showcase sizzling SEC poon and here is one for some hot Vols poon. This is a much better poon transition than last week's "shower discipline" quotes from UT Coach Derek Dooley.

Those comments were just too juicy and we are trying to keep it PG-13 pooner rated around here. Well, at least somewhat. Enjoy!

To be fair to our Gators' fans, The Pearl of Vol Poon is in some hot water for fibbing to the NCAA.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 2

Week 2 Schedule

• Louisiana-Monroe at Arkansas 7:00 pm est, FSN
• USF at Florida 12:21 pm est, SEC Network
• Western Kentucky at Kentucky 7:30 pm est, CSS
• LSU at Vanderbilt 7:00 pm est, ESPNU
• Georgia at South Carolina 12:00 pm est, ESPN2
• Oregon at Tennessee 7:00 pm est, ESPN2
• Penn St at Alabama 7:00 pm est, ESPN
• Ole Miss at Tulane 9:00 pm est, ESPN2

We are BAAAAAAAAAACK! Sec Pooner Gameday- Week 1

The leaves are changing, grills are firing up, meat is marinating, beer is chilling, the scent of whiskey is in the air and smoking hot pooners are picking out their knockout game day attire. Are you ready for college football, tailgating, and SEC poon? We sure are....Hells Yeah!

2010 Poon of the SEC season: All Systems GO!






Week One Schedule

Thursday, September 2nd

South Carolina 41, Southern Mississippi 13

Saturday, September 4th

• Miami (Ohio) at Florida, 12:00pm ET, ESPN
• La-Lafayette at Georgia, 12:21pm ET, SEC Network package
• Kentucky at Louisvile, 3:30pm ET, ABC
• Jacksonville State at Ole Miss, 3:30pm ET, CSS
• UT-Martin at Tennessee, 6:00pm ET, PPV
• San Jose State at Alabama, 7:00pm ET, PPV
• Tennessee Tech at Arkansas, 7:00pm ET, PPV
• Memphis at Mississippi State, 7:00pm ET, ESPNU
• Arkansas State at Auburn, 7:00pm, Fox Sports Network
• Northwestern at Vanderbilt, 7:30pm ET, CSS
• North Carolina vs LSU at Atlanta, 8:00pm ET, ABC

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Feel free to send us any live poon shots from the games/tailgates on Saturday to our twitter address @hotsecpoon or our email.

Happy Hunting!



Schedule HT: MrSEC.com

"They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, Call me Deacon Blues"

Add Steely Dan's famous tune "Deacon Blues" to images of hot Roll Tide Pooners, and you get a You Tube Crimson Tide classic.





We just made us up some scotch whiskey and admired our Poon of the SEC contributions to the video masterpiece, all night long.

Healing Powers of SEC Poon

On January 12th, Lane Kiffin ignited a 5 alarm blaze with his abrupt departure from Tennessee to USC. Vols fans were understandably pissed off and droves of anti Kiffin facebook groups sprung up immediately.

UT students took their frustrations out, West Virginia style, by burning Kiffin related apparel along with mattresses and couches in a bonfire on campus.

UT’s famous rock became a high profile billboard out post for Kiffin anger. You can see the new creative artwork on the rock here , here and here.

Since then, UT has hired a new coach and the level of anger is starting to slowly subside or be channeled in other ways like hating Ed Orgeron for being slim shady.

Putting on our best medicine man hat, we feel the need to do our part in helping heal wounds of the Big Orange faithful by showing off some steamy Vols poon.

In order to bring back a more glorious time for the campus icon, we made sure to find pictures of hot Vol pooners by the rock.

Enjoy.












For the record and obvious reasons, we will miss hot wifey poon, Layla.