Heisman Poon Preview

The four Heisman trophy finalists have been announced:

UF-QB Tim Tebow
Ark-RB Darren McFadden
Mizzou-QB Chase Daniels
Hawaii-QB Colt Brennan.

Both the “chosen one” and “humanity advanced” have a good shot of picking up the illustrious award.

We plan on arguing each of their cases over the next few days by providing stats of the past season. We have been pouring over game tapes over the past 48 hours in preparation.

Did you laugh? We sure did, out loud.

Poon of the SEC cares less about either of DMac’s big game against LSU rationale or Tebow’s 20/20 TD argument.

Our purpose is POON, in particular, HOT SEC POON.

We will give each candidate his just due by displaying hot razorback and gator poon in upcoming posts. We hope this provides last minute persuasion upon voters to bring the trophy to a SEC team.

First, we would like to introduce each candidate to our loyal readers. Poon of the SEC style.

We know this Tebow picture is as outdated as the "sophmore can not win the Heisman" logic but it is still mesmerizing.

We have been sitting on this McFadden picture all year. The sexy pooner next to him might have to transfer to Ole Miss now.


Slim to none chance that we were going to post pictures of Colt and Chase.

More detailed SEC Heisman previews coming. Stay Tuned.

(thanks to CNNSI for the Hawaii photo)