Cock Poon Kickoff

The wait is over as SEC Poon and college football are back! We are downright giddy.

Well, the good ole South Carolina Ball Coaches Gamecocks kick off the SEC football season tonight with a game against NC State Wolfpack.

An under reported angle of the most famous bong picture in the world story was the location of Mr. Gold Medal’s partying: Columbia, South Carolina. Loyal readers of our blog know the full seductress power of SEC poon so there was no surprise around here that Michael Phelps was caught raging it up on campus with some hot Cock poon.

Phelps might have lost Kellogg's endorsement dollars because some opportunist ahole decided to sell his picture to a UK rag but to us, his SEC pooner cred was cemented forever. Therefore, we are awarding him the original Hot SEC pooner badge of honor.

God Speedo. 

Special thanks to our friends at Gamecock Anthem for some of the hot Cock pix.