Poon Barista

We consider ourselves to be fast becoming a Poon Barista.

According to Wikipedia, the definition of Barista is someone who has acquired some level of expertise in the preparation of espresso-based coffee drinks.

To us, a Poon Barista is a professional who is highly skilled in SEC poon preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of poon, poon blends, poonpresso, quality of poon, poon varieties, roast degree's of poon, poonpresso equipment, maintenance of sec poon, latte poon art, etc.

Take a number, get your spot behind the bar, and let us whip you up some poon beverage magic today. We are positive that you will admire the quality and variety of our drinks. We hope you stop by again for a daily pooner pick me up. No money needed, this round is on us.
This Gator pooner has "dry" Cappuccino written all over here. "Dry" means with more foam. We love to make extra foam.
4 lattes coming right up for these steamy Bulldog pooners.
Pig Sooey pooner might get her tongue burnt so we suggest an Iced Caffe Mocha.
Oh Cock Poon. Can there be 2 better words that go better together than Cock and Poon? We recommend 4 Caramel Macchiatos because Carmel, Cock, and Poon work well too.

WOAH! Vol Camo poooner has our attention right away. We will supply her with a Double Shot Espresso Macchiato, which is gently marked with foam. She needs to keep up her pep but we are fine for now!
We keep getting Cajun poon and we can not get enough.Caffé Americano is our choice which is Espresso & hot water. No milk needed for these tiger pooners.
WOAH! Holy SHI%! That sure is a large crowd of thirsty UGA pooners! Looks like it is time to show off our poon barista skills and we can not serve anything warm to this group of sizzling hot Bulldog poon. 4 Iced White Chocolate Mochas and 5 Tazo® Iced Chai Lattes should cool them down.
Gator poon is the ultimate remedy for a long work day. We do not want these pooners to lose their amazing smiles so we will serve them 2 White Chocolate Mochas. Nothing says uber delicious than Espresso, white chocolate cocoa, steamed milk & whipped cream mixed with luscious gator poon.

We are clocking out, too much work/excitement/caffeine for one day. WHEW!

Poon of the SEC

Geaux LSU Poon!

We sugget playing the first 5 seconds of this video over and over. We apologize for not being able to delete the rest of the video and the corny dudes at the end. Oh well, a tease of Cajun Poon is better than no Cajun Poon.

Roll Tide Poon

We do not hold grudges here at Poon of the SEC and feel it is time to move past Black Poon Friday, which means we are in the mood to display some poon from T town.

Roll Tide poon can be seen sporting checkered houndstooth hats, waving red/white pom poms, and snuggling up to their mascot, Big Al. We know the Crimson Tide has much more poon to offer and we are still waiting for some response from War Eagle poon.
This saucy pooner was helping the ESPN Gameday crew.


Houndstooth hats a plentiful in Tuscaloosa.


We are not going to lie but these Houndstooth hats have the same effect as taking shots of bourbon. The more you take, the hotter the pooner gets. Case in point is this photo.


How could we have a post about Bama poon and Bear Bryant Hats without including a picture of the famous twins? The Godfather of the original SEC Poon summed up these girls quite well earlier this season and we will not try to one up his point on description. We know they go to UAB and to us, it does not matter. Sec Poon is Sec Poon and these girls still qualify.

Thanks CBS

Poon of the SEC would like to thank CBS for taking some camera advice from our letter and providing the world with 9 beautiful seconds of SEC pooner delight during the LSU/UF game.

We would still like to see more pooner close ups for longer periods of time. Keep up the good work.
God Bless You Tube and God Bless SEC POON.

This video was removed from You Tube.

A big pooner thank you to Big Ten Tailgate. He called his shot and we delivered.

Letter to TV Newtworks: We Want More POON!

Dear ESPN, CBS, Fox Sports &LFS,

We love poon and all of your viewers love poon. Most importantly, visitors of this site love hot SEC poon. While watching the Florida/Auburn game last Saturday night on ESPN, we were mesmerized by the high number of TV poon shots.

It was a straight up "Poon Off" between Gator and Tiger fans. We extend our gratitude to ESPN for their SEC pooner efforts and all other TV networks could expand on this inaugural "Poon Off. "

We do have a small request to improve all of your coverage of SEC football games. We want you to instruct your TV camera operators to find the poon early and often. Furthermore, TV producers in the trucks outside of the games need to follow up on these great poon finds by using these pooner shots for more than just a brief few seconds.

In conclusion, your channels' buzz and ratings will never be higher if you follow our key advice: KEEP YOUR CAMERAS ON THE SEC POON!

Sincerely,

The Poon of the SEC

ps. The sexier the poon, the better.

Poon of the SEC

Cajun Poon

(thanks to BigTentailgate for above picture)
The lovely lady tiger pooners of Baton Rouge have been underrepresented here on Poon of the SEC. We love us some saucy Cajun Poon. Here are the videos from Sportjox.com of some very feisty tiger poon.
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Flood of Rebel Poon

We just found this quote about one of the wonderful Poon Meccas of the South: The Grove.

“We may not win every game, But we’ve never lost a party.”

Poon of the SEC could not agree more with those sentiments and we will honor the Grove for their outstanding contributions to hot SEC poon with a small flood of Rebel Poon.

Camo Poon

The hunting season has started early in Starkville for these Mississippi State Bulldog pooners.

We wonder if these pooners are highly skilled with a bow and arrow. Most of all, we just love us some camo poon.

Bazooka Poon

It appears that Matthew Stafford is not the only college student in Athens with possession of a cannon. This Bulldog poorer has two lovely bazookas. We have no idea if she is able to lift kegs like Matt.

Just a Poonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down

Poon of the Sec would like to apologize to our loyal readers for the recent Poon blackout here. We promise better poon planning in the future and the good news is that we are stocked full of some great SEC poon for everyone. A Big THANKS to those who have been providing quality pictures and keep them coming! We plan on keeping this pooner SEC train a rollin!

This crazy weekend of college football upsets had fans all over the country singing the blues. We know Gator fan is down in the dumps and needs some cheering up. We assume that fans in Oxford, Starkville, and Tuscaloosa could use something to heal their wounds. We hope this poon sugar helps the medicine go down. Oh the medicine down-wown.

The medicine go down

Just a poonful of sugar helps the medicine go down


In a most delightful way